the-absolute-best-posts:

converse-universe:

Just realised that the British currency does this.  Mind. Blown.

Someone managed to do that

fuckit-t:

we’re obviously not going to die if the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000

Jonas brothers. Jonas brothers.

sassy-beotch:

i love you sheldon cooper.

as-the-daylight-fades:

This makes me cry.

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

therighteousmantheangelofthelord:

vanilla1027:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

astrolatry:

beatle-wholigan-cow:

petetownscrooge:

queenestelle:

love-tastes-like-lemon-juice:

nicki-minaj-jimmy-page-fanfic:

jacobnate:

ohsonglion:

omg Barbie you left the seat up

JESUS BARBIE.

Having shelves over your bathtub is a hazard! You could sit up and hit your head off them! 

Seriously Barbie, what was you thinking?

It’s so dangerous to leave knives on the floor, Barbie! You should get them out of harm’s way before you cut your toes. :/

BARBIE!!! That mirror isn’t even properly held to the wall, you don’t want 7 years of bad luck if it breaks, do you??

hey… i didnt notice… HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

You don’t have any curtains, Barbie!!

what if one of the neighbours sees you naked??!?!

And you can’t keep fish in a fishbowl just like that! It’s too small, the fish need water and oxygen exchange - that’s animal torture!

omg Barbie pink and brown really

you are supposed to be a fashion icon 

Barbie, you should keep that medicine in a locked cabinet, a child could take it and DIE

Barbie, at least you keep your toilet water blue

is no one going to acknowledge that shes preparing food in her bathroom

how is it possible to have a toothpaste tube half hanging off the shelf and it not fall off

BARBIE GODDAMMIT THERE IS A NICE PAIR OF SLIPPERS OVER THERE AND YOU CHOOSE TO GO AROUND BAREFOOT WHEN THERE ARE KNIVES ON THE FLOOR

BARBIE YOU IGNORANT CUNT I’M SICK OF YOUR SHIT

karlimeaghan:

odditybloggity:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

origamipoetry:

lady-whovian:

iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

thefourteenthdoctor:

mystinkybutt:

American

Time Lord:

Consulting Criminal:

moose

then superwholock made it perfect

Australian.

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.

Manservant/Sorcerer:

IT GOT BETTER

THOR

The Boy Who Lived